
Cool cat… But he’s dog. #cooldogstagram #samoyed #schoolsout
May 15th / Tagged: cooldogstagram samoyed schoolsout / 6 notes





statisticalprobabilityofanything:
May 8th / 46,741 notesThey need to invent a comfortable reading position
the joy!

May 8th / 98,938 notesIt’s funny because “I am retired” in Greek is “Είμαι συνταξιούχος,” which is two words.
FDHGFJHGFJHLSVKDRGSD;V OH MY GODS
THAT IS A NEW LEVEL OF BRILLIANCE
May 8th / 49,634 notesIf you respect a woman less because you’ve seen her naked or were lucky enough to have sex with her, you deseve to tread on only lego for the rest of your stupid life.
May 8th / 85,891 notes“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”



