last scenes of the lotr trilogy
They need to invent a comfortable reading position
It’s funny because “I am retired” in Greek is “Είμαι συνταξιούχος,” which is two words.
FDHGFJHGFJHLSVKDRGSD;V OH MY GODS
THAT IS A NEW LEVEL OF BRILLIANCE
If you respect a woman less because you’ve seen her naked or were lucky enough to have sex with her, you deseve to tread on only lego for the rest of your stupid life.
my new theme song
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”